[Paradise] Revolutionary Student - Part 2

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The Soldier of Fortune Arrives! The Gate to Your Blooming Paradise

[Paradise] Revolutionary Student - Part 2

Written by: Akira

Characters Involved: Sakura Itoh, Yako Konan

Location: School Gate
	HOLD III~IT! K-Konan-san! The lot of you are~!?
	Ahahaa☆ What now? Even if you make an appearance at this point, you're way too late, ya know Class Rep? After all, honor students are weak in situations they don't expect, right? What's wrooong~? You're makin' a face like you're a pigeon that got hit by a peashooter☆
	Si... S-S-Silence! Who could even expect a situation like thisーFor that matter, just what among whats is this rambunctious tomfoolery~!? I knew you were scheming something, but... Don't tell me it was to instigate this absurd thing! What are you even thinking!? Are you insaaane~!? Just what on Earth is this mayhem!? I fail to understand the meaning of... Wearing that scandalous outfit! While clamoring about as you distribute these incomprehensible flyeeers~!? H-Have some shame! Today is indeed the "School Information Session," you knowーProspective students and the like from all over the country are visiting! Outsiders aside, this very day marks a serious school event, indeed! Yet, despite that...! H-How dare you~!? Do you intend to decimate anything and everythiiiiing~!? Th-This is a dishonor upon Kimisaki Academy, indeed! An unacceptable state of affairs, indeed! You "problem student"~! A-Attention all who's gathered here! This is indeed all wrong, it's some kind of mistake! This disruptive bunch have no affiliation nor connection to our school... or rather, they are an anomalous existence!  Ummm... Uhhhhh...? O-Our school iiis... a traditional and formal girls' academy! W-We abide by standards with utmost seriousness? The ladies here... devote themselves to the pursuit of knowledge...?
	Ahahaa☆ Dum~my! You really think anyone'll listen to that sorta dull speech? If you wanna get everyone to listen to what you're saying by all means, then... Rustle, rustle♪
	Hya... Hyawaah? What are you doooing!? Y-You fool~!
	Put a sock in it, yeah? I'm encantadora-fying you. Class Rep, aren't you def the cutest without glasses?♪
	Wh... Wh-Wh-Wha...?
	Taking advantage of the situation, I put rabbit ears on youーA special freebie!☆ Ahaa, it's ultra-cute on you, Class Rep~♪
	Fuaah, what do you~!?
	Now then, Conejita-chan♪ Go on and address everyoneーIf you got something you want 'em to go along with, then won't it be good to let it out!? No need to hold back or anythingーEveryone's got their eyes on you!♪
	Huh? ...HUH!? Noooo, don't look~! This is the opposite... of a scholarly image! I need to be diligently conservative! Cease this madness at ooooonce~!?
	Ahahaa, the persuasive power of bunny ears isn't very effective!♪ Hey Honor Student Class Rep-chan, Smarty-Pants Dimwit-san! Helplessly Cute Conejita-chan, just realize that you're the one who's more of an "anomalous existence" already! Who else prefers studying over having fun and thinks that scowls are more wonderful than smiles!? Tradition and formalities can eat shitーWe're gonna live out our springtime of youth, dammit! Take a look at the crowd gathered around usー Every last one of 'em has a twinkle in their eyes that says, "I have no idea what's going on, but it seems fun," don't they? That's the truth, our imperial standard!♪ Even if the entire world turns into our "enemy," we won't stop! No matter what kinda King or God they are, no one has the right to get in the way of our youth☆
	Th-That's...? I-I staunchly... will not accept this! That sort of mentality is absolutely... wrong, indeed!
	Suit yourself, that means war then☆ Alright, alright! Let's rumble like clashing fireworks scattering into dust! Even that's still a super-fun, super-duper-wonderful youth♪ Now is the time... for us to bloom! A flower's life is short, so let's go live like we're dyin' with all our might~! Ahahahahaa☆

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