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The Soldier of Fortune Arrives! The Gate to Your Blooming Paradise
[Paradise] Problem Student - Chapter 3

Written by: Akira


Location: Rooftop
	Hey hey! You two come to the rooftop often?
	Y-You're way too nosy. Euu, the rooftop's our spot to rest and relax, but......?
	Yup, I heard you mention that earlier! When I was looking into the rooftop, no one said that it's a great hideout that's not on teachers' or security guards' patrol routes, but you "slackers" use this as a meeting place, huh?
	S-Slackers, you say......? W-We don't have any friends, we're nothing but losers, just girls who don't fit in that hang out together. Since a long time ago, the rooftop seems to be "that kind of place."
	I don't give a poop about stuff having to do with "a long time ago," talk about "now" already! For some reason, it feels as if people like the Disciplinary Committee know not nor think not of this very rooftop~♪ The heck's up with that? If you got something good, then let me know ASAP! Ahahaa, I was searching for a place like this~♪ Because here... is where I'm setting up base! You got no objections, right!? I'm gonna reform Kimisaki Academy, starting with "reforming" this rooftop into a secret base♪ The goal: a headquarters for a revolution!
	Uwaah, now that I get a better look, what in world are you guys doing? You brought in all these weird machine-looking thingies, covered in paint and other stuff......?
	Yep, isn't it wonderful? The stage curtains open at this very rooftop; a stimulating tale of the highest caliber is starting with me, Yako Konan, as the leading role! It's okay to be "minor characters," so help out whenever you're free, yeah? This rooftop's way too dull, it's unfitting for a "stage" I'll be standing on! Maybe more cannons~? Or maybe suicide kits~? I just have so many ideas, so let's have a "renovation" that'll make us laugh our asses off! I'm gonna call it Yako Konan's "Paradise" Construction Project~☆
	Kyaah, it's reveeeaaled~ Yako-chan's Actually Didn't Put Much Thought Into It Unplan~☆
	SHUT YOUR FACE, CHIZURU! Anyway, we're gonna build up our "Paradise" on this rooftop! From there, everything will begin♪
	W-Wait a second? Doing those kind of things... isn't allowed!
	Haah? When you guys say something holier-than-thou boring teachers or "goody-two-shoes" would also say, it's grating? Heey, think about it reeeaaal good, okay? Working with me would make your life way more, you knooow♪
	No, um, wouldn't that be "those kind of things"? This rooftop has a "peacekeeper"; you can't get your way through arguing with her! If you "renovate" and stuff like you own the place, she won't let that slide!
	Oh? Isn't that interesting; that chick's just the big boss for you rooftop slackers, huh? The construction's not gonna be anything crazy, so give your "those kind of things" junk a rest♪ So basically, if I become the new el jefe of the rooftop by beating the tar out of that so-called "peacekeeper,", it'll be hunky-dory, right? If the slackers become my lackeys, then my troops can be strengthened; it's killing two birds with one stone, yeah~?♪
	Yako-cha~n, it's not good to fight, I guess? Geez, you're always so bloodthirsty♪ For people who avoid violence, it might be better for Yako-chan to practice what you preach by using the "talking" she loves so much, I guess......☆ That's what Chizuru thinks, you see?
	Aah? I don't remember asking for an opinion, Chizuru! High school students and animals are one in the same! The most "simple" way to get your point across is through your fists; Nowadays those committee chairmen are running around with stress piling up, right♪ Now then! Go call up that "peacekeeper," and make it snappy! This isn't some damn game of Cops-and-Robbers for kindergarteners, in this fancy-pants girl's school, I'll wring the neck of that "gang leader" chick! Ahahahaa☆

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